• Square patch of artificial grass on a black background
  • Hand touching artificial grass with 'Touch Grass' branding
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Touch Grass Reminder Coaster Mat - White

Touch Grass Reminder Coaster Mat - White

$24.95 AUD
$24.95 AUD
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What your recipient will receive:

Roast note card

You've been indoors since 2020. Not for COVID reasons. Just vibes. Touch grass.

— Sent anonymously to a hermit in Melbourne

Level 99 in the game. Level 2 in real life. Here's a reminder the sun is free.

— Sent anonymously to a grinder in Brisbane

Your rank dropped again. Your car also dropped. Out of the arena. Maybe touch grass instead of boosting.

— Sent anonymously to a Rocket League addict

You've switched mains 47 times this season. Maybe the real support you need is some fresh air.

— Sent anonymously to an Overwatch player

Write a roast — we'll hand-write it on the note card. Keep it savage, keep it anonymous.

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Finally, a solution for your friend who thinks "outside" is a myth.

Is someone in your life allergic to sunlight? Do they think grass only exists in Google Images? Time for an intervention.

What's Included:

  • Premium fake grass coaster (12cm x 12cm)
  • Handwritten roast note, personalised with a gaming-specific burn
  • Anonymous delivery in plain packaging
  • Free worldwide shipping

Perfect For:

  • Birthdays
  • "Congratulations on your new gaming setup"
  • Friendship interventions
  • Anyone who needs a nudge to touch grass

They'll never know it was you — unless you want them to.

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